Ocean Sunfish

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The laziest fish on Earth. They float like a drunk man and can’t even bother to chase food.

I saw one just sitting there like it had no life.

This fish is worse than my cousin’s math homework.

It’s so slow, it could win a race by falling asleep.

The fish version of a human who never leaves their bed. They just float and pretend they’re doing something.

This fish is like my mom on Sunday mornings.

It’s so lazy, it doesn’t even try to eat.

It’s like it’s waiting for someone to bring it food.

The most useless fish ever. It can’t even be bothered to be fast or smart.

This fish is like my brother during finals week.

It’s just floating around like it’s on vacation.

It’s so dumb, it can’t even catch a snack.