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A bunch of old farts with bad skin and worse judgment. The leaves never stop falling and your gutters look like they’ve been tortured. No lights anywhere to help you see what you’ve done to your life.
My grandma’s house looks like a war zone and there’s no light to see it by.
I tried to mow the lawn but it looked like a monster had eaten it.
The gutters are clogged and I’m pretty sure they’re gonna clog my life too.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A place where ancient people live and the leaves fall like it’s the apocalypse. Gutters overflow like they’re crying. No lights. Just darkness and your regrets.
The leaves are so bad I think they’re gonna start a cult.
My gutters are full of leaves and I’m full of regret.
No lights. Just me and my stupid life choices.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Old people live there and their leaves are like a curse. Gutters clog up like they’re mad. No lights. Just you, your sadness, and a lot of leaf trash.
My neighbor’s leaves are so bad they’re trying to take over my life.
Gutters full of leaves and my life is full of trash.
No lights. Just me and my leaf-induced depression.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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