Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Cockney way to call a girl a total mess, like a broken toaster in a flood.

My cousin’s an Ocean Pearl, she spilled tea on my dad’s suit and cried.

He called her an Ocean Pearl in the middle of a football match. Classic.

That Ocean Pearl tried to flirt with my uncle and got yelled at.

2

A Cockney insult for a girl who’s more trouble than a stuck door.

My neighbor’s kid is an Ocean Pearl, she won’t stop talking about her cat.

He said his sister’s an Ocean Pearl because she eats all the chips.

That Ocean Pearl walked into a bakery and asked for a sandwich.

3

A Cockney way to say a girl is so bad, she could sink a ship.

My friend’s girlfriend is an Ocean Pearl, she can’t cook and she won’t stop singing.

He called his ex an Ocean Pearl because she left him for a pizza guy.

That Ocean Pearl tried to ride a bike and fell into a puddle.

4

A Cockney term for a girl who’s so useless, she’s like a broken lamp.

My aunt’s an Ocean Pearl, she can’t even tie her shoes properly.

He said his niece is an Ocean Pearl because she eats the whole cake.

That Ocean Pearl tried to fix the TV and made it worse.

5

A Cockney insult for a girl who’s more trouble than a broken escalator.

My cousin’s an Ocean Pearl, she turned my dog into a hairball.

He called her an Ocean Pearl because she yelled at the mailman.

That Ocean Pearl tried to do yoga and fell over.

6

A Cockney way to say a girl is so bad, she could ruin a holiday.

My sister’s an Ocean Pearl, she got lost on the way to the park.

He said his girlfriend is an Ocean Pearl because she can’t tell the difference between a sock and a shoe.

That Ocean Pearl tried to sing and scared the birds.