Ocean of Thongs

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A huge pile of cheap thongs in a store that smells like old socks and regret. It’s also what people call Rue 21 when they’re too broke to buy anything else.

I walked into Rue 21 and it smelled like my gym sock drawer after a 3-day weekend.

My mom said the Ocean of Thongs was the only thing keeping her from crying in the mall.

I bought 17 thongs and now my feet are judging me.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A place where thongs are so cheap they’re practically free. Also, the name of a store that makes you feel like you’ve lost your soul.

I saw the Ocean of Thongs and I knew my life was over.

My friend bought 50 thongs and now her closet is a war zone.

Rue 21 is just the Ocean of Thongs wearing a disguise.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A bin so full of thongs it looks like a crime scene. Also, the reason Rue 21 is still in business instead of being shut down for being too gross.

That Ocean of Thongs looked like it had been touched by 100 different people who all had athlete’s foot.

I asked my dad why he bought 20 thongs and he said, 'I was trying to save money.'

The Ocean of Thongs is the only thing that keeps Rue 21 from being a landfill.

by Slangipedia 7d ago