ocean man

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The most gross guy ever with a dolphin cock so big it looks like a whale's ass. He rides dolphins to the beach and fucks whales until they pass out.

My cousin's uncle is the ocean man. He once fucked a whale so hard it went to sleep mid-swim.

I saw the ocean man on a dolphin. He looked like a meatball on a plate.

The ocean man was at the beach. He had a dolphin cock and a whale in his hand.

That dumb name everyone says like it means something. It came from a song, but no one knows what the hell it’s about.

My teacher keeps saying 'ocean man' like it means something. It doesn’t.

My mom heard the ocean man on the radio. She thought it was a new brand of cereal.

I asked my friend what 'ocean man' meant. He said, 'Dunno, it sounds cool.'

He takes you to the beach, shoves his cock in the sand, and makes you grab it like it’s a hot dog.

My neighbor is the ocean man. He took me to the beach and made me grab his cock in the sand.

The ocean man grabbed my hand and pulled me into the sand like it was a wrestling match.

He said the ocean man was here. I looked and saw a guy with a cock in the sand.

Ocean man grabs your hand and takes you to the beach, where he makes you eat sand and drinks like a beast.

The ocean man grabbed my hand and took me to the beach. I ate sand and drank like a monster.

He said, 'Ocean man, take me by the hand.' I did. Then he made me eat sand and drink seawater like it was water.

The ocean man took my hand and led me to the beach. He made me drink sand and eat seaweed.

Ocean man sings to you at the beach, grabs your hand, and makes you follow him to the end of the world.

Ocean man sang to me at the beach. He grabbed my hand and made me go to the end of the world.

I heard the ocean man singing. He took my hand and led me to the end of the earth.

He said, 'Ocean man, take me by the hand.' I followed him all the way to the end of the globe.