Ocean King

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The Ocean King is what cops yell when they're too lazy to spell out the letter O and K. They think it sounds cool, but it's just a bunch of nonsense.

"Ocean King!" he shouted, like he was the godfather of the alphabet.

The cop said, "I can't hear you, Ocean King!" while I was trying to report a crime.

My friend got pulled over and the cop said, "You're the Ocean King? That's the worst name I've ever heard."

The Ocean King is a guy who tried to be funny on an English test, but he failed so hard it became a theorem. Students still cry about it every year.

The Ocean King tried to joke about turtles, but no one laughed. It was a disaster.

My teacher said, "This is the Ocean King theorem. You all fail."

On the test, the Ocean King wrote, "I'm not funny, I'm just sad."