ocean hunting

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looking for a huge pile of gold in the ocean like it's your full-time job and you're too lazy to get a real one.

I’ve been ocean hunting for three days and I still haven’t found a single coin. My gold stash is bigger than my dignity.

If I find one gold piece, I’m calling it a win. I don’t need a fortune, I just need to feel rich for five minutes.

My neighbor said he found a gold bar in the ocean. I said, 'That’s not gold, that’s a lie.'

digging through the ocean like it’s a trash can and you’re looking for the last piece of pizza.

I dove into the ocean so deep my toes turned blue, and all I found was a rusty spoon. Not even a gold spoon. A rusty one.

I found a gold coin, but it was so tiny I thought it was a pebble. I’m not even impressed.

I’m not hunting for gold, I’m hunting for respect. And I’m not getting either.

going on a crazy trip to find gold in the ocean, even though you know it's probably just a myth.

I told my mom I was going to find gold in the ocean. She said, 'You’re going to find a fish instead.' I said, 'That’s a risk I’m willing to take.'

I’ve been ocean hunting for so long, I now believe the ocean is just a giant gold vault with a mood swing.

I found a gold coin, but it was so old it looked like it was crying.