Ocean drive

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a street where rich people park their fancy cars and pretend they’re not broke

My cousin spent $100 on a parking spot there and still got yelled at by a limo driver.

I saw a guy try to park his truck on Ocean Drive and got a ticket the size of a pizza.

My mom said Ocean Drive is where the rich go to feel poor.

a place where tourists take bad selfies and locals roll their eyes

My tourist friend took 500 photos on Ocean Drive and still didn’t look good.

A guy in a speedo tried to pose for a selfie and got stuck in traffic.

I swear half the people on Ocean Drive are just there for the Instagram filter.

a road that’s famous for being crowded and making your brain hurt

I tried to walk on Ocean Drive and got stuck between a tour bus and a drunk guy in sunglasses.

My grandma got lost on Ocean Drive and ended up in a restaurant that only serves steak.

Ocean Drive is like a traffic jam with a side of attitude.