Ocean City Waterpark

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The dirtiest, most broken park ever. Employees think they're royalty and act like they're too good to clean the slides. Managers are clueless hillbillies who yell at you for not knowing the park like it's your second home.
I walked into the waterpark and saw a slide that looked like it was made of trash and a kid who didn't know how to work the tickets.
My friend got yelled at by a manager who thought he was the king of the park.
I saw a slide that was clogged with gum and a kid who thought he was a rockstar because he worked there.
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A park so trashy it smells like old pizza and regret. The workers think they're the best thing since sliced bread and the managers are just there to make your life harder.
I went to the waterpark and the slide was covered in slime and a kid who thought he was a superhero.
The manager yelled at me for not knowing where the slide was and I had no idea what he was talking about.
I saw a slide that looked like it had been hit by a truck and a kid who was too cool to clean it.
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The worst park ever. Slides are broken, workers are stuck up, and managers are just there to make you feel like you're the worst person in the world.
I went to the waterpark and the slide was broken and the worker thought I was a nobody.
The manager screamed at me for not knowing the park and I had no idea what was going on.
I saw a slide that was covered in slime and a kid who thought he was a rockstar because he worked there.
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