ocean child

I’d rather be eating a hot dog by the water than sitting in a boring meeting.

If I don’t see the ocean today, I’ll throw a tantrum like a five-year-old.

I’m not coming to the party unless I can bring my towel and my snacks.

I’d rather swim with sharks than sit in a classroom.

I went to the beach instead of doing my homework. I regret nothing.

I’ve been living near the ocean for years and still can’t decide if I’m in love with it or just really good at getting sand in my pants.

I took the last spot on the beach blanket, and I’m not moving.

I fought a guy over a crab sandwich at the shore, and I won.

If you try to sit in my spot, I will yell at you until the waves calm down.