Ocean Canoli

I looked in the toilet and saw an Ocean Canoli. I almost screamed.

My brother took a dump so big it became an Ocean Canoli. It was glorious.

The Ocean Canoli was so big, it blocked the whole toilet.

That Ocean Canoli looked like it had been there since the last century.

I came home to find my mom's Ocean Canoli. I was not ready.

My sister’s Ocean Canoli was so bad, it had a side of regret.

The Ocean Canoli was so smelly, I had to open a window.

My dad’s Ocean Canoli was so big, it took two toilets to hold it.

That Ocean Canoli was so proud, it had a little dance.