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The stink of weed that hits you like a slap in the face when it's too hot to think straight and you're too high to care.
My cousin reeks like a weed sauna, and I can smell it from the next state.
That guy at the park is so high he’s talking to squirrels and still smells like a weed factory.
I walked into my brother’s room and it felt like I’d opened a bag of weed in a sauna.
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When the summer heat and the weed smoke mix so bad, your brain feels like it’s melting in a garbage can.
I’m so stoned and hot I feel like I’m in a trash can with a sauna lamp.
My head’s like a melting ice cream cone in a summer storm.
That weed and heat combo is like a bad breakup, but with more smoke.
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When you’re so wasted you think the fan is a lover, but it’s really just blowing your stank all over the room.
I was sleeping with a fan on, and I peed in it. Now it smells like a stinky love letter from the toilet.
I thought the fan was my friend, but it just blew my farts all over the room.
I was so high I tried to kiss the fan. It just blew my stank back in my face.
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A girl who smells so bad, you think she bathes in a trash can and eats expired cheese for breakfast.
That girl walks in and it’s like I just opened a trash can and stepped on a cheese sandwich.
She smells like a sock that’s been in a sock drawer for 10 years.
I walked into the room and it felt like I’d been in a garbage can and had a cheese sandwich for lunch.
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