ocean

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A giant water prison that only lets you out if you pay it with your fear, your money, and your sanity.

The ocean just swallowed my boat and my dignity. Classic.

I told my mom I was going to the ocean. She said, 'I hope you come back with more than a sunburn.'

The ocean is like a giant middle finger from the universe.

That big blue wet thing that's basically a giant lake with a personality disorder.

The ocean is just a lake that forgot how to be calm.

I tried to be chill with the ocean. It said, 'No, you're the one who needs chill.'

That blue wet thing is just a lake with a PhD in drama.

A woman's vagina, but also the reason why half the songs on Adult Swim are about wetness and confusion.

The ocean is like a woman's vagina, but with more sharks and less drama.

I asked my teacher what the ocean was. She said, 'It's a big vagina. Deal with it.'

The ocean is the reason why I can't listen to 'Bohemian Rhapsody' without thinking about crabs.

A huge empty place where crabs and other annoying sea creatures live, and they're always watching you.

The ocean is full of crabs that think they're the main characters.

I tried to relax in the ocean. It just stared back at me like I owed it money.

The ocean is just a big place with crabs that have no life.

Cool, fantastic, great, like when you're high and you think the ocean is your best friend.

The ocean is cool. Like, super cool. I mean, it's the ocean.

I said the ocean was fantastic, and my friend said, 'You're high.'

The ocean is great. Also, it's a lie.

A mix of hairspray and water that New Mexicans drink like it's the last drink on Earth, and they're not wrong.

Sunday is the day I drink hairspray and water like it's my religion.

My cousin says the ocean is just hairspray and water. I believe her.

The ocean in New Mexico is just a Sunday drink with a personality.

That big blue shit that takes up half the Earth and still has the audacity to be annoying.

The ocean is like that one friend who's always late and still expects you to be on time.

I hate the ocean. It’s the worst. It's also blue. That’s not helping.

The ocean is that one person who always talks over you and doesn’t even know it.