Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The perfect thing for someone with OCD or someone who thinks they're a genius and everyone else is a moron.

My sock has to be perfectly aligned or I lose my mind.

I can't eat pizza unless it's cut into 12 equal slices.

If my coffee isn't hot enough, I'll throw it out the window.

2

The holy grail for someone who is obsessed and thinks everyone else is a disaster.

I counted my steps 17 times before I left the house.

I can't go to sleep unless my shoes are in a perfect line.

If my cereal isn't in order, I throw a tantrum.

3

The dream for someone who's lost their mind and thinks everything has to be perfect or they'll cry.

I had to redo my math homework 10 times because I didn't like the way it looked.

If my dog doesn't sit exactly in the middle of the floor, I scream.

I threw a fit because my pencil was broken.

4

The ultimate goal for someone who is nuts and thinks the world is against them.

I can't watch a movie unless it's in 4K and has no ads.

I had to rearrange my closet 6 times before I could breathe.

If my cereal is in the wrong bowl, I have a meltdown.

5

The perfect thing for someone who's crazy and thinks everyone else is a waste of space.

I had to brush my teeth 12 times before I left the house.

I can't walk outside unless I count every single step.

I had a full-blown tantrum because my lunch was in the wrong container.

6

The ultimate dream for someone who is high maintenance and thinks the world owes them a perfect life.

I had to fold my clothes 8 times before I could go to school.

I can't eat breakfast unless I have exactly 3 pieces of toast.

I cried because my book was upside down.