ocdish

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You're a little nuts but not totally lost in the madness. You're like a half-decent mess.

I wash my hands five times before dinner but still eat with my hands. I'm not crazy. I'm just oc'dish.

My dog has to have a specific spot on the couch. Otherwise, I lose my mind. I'm oc'dish.

I count my steps, but I still forget my keys. I'm oc'dish.

You're not full-blown crazy, but you're definitely not normal. You're like a broken toaster that still works sometimes.

I arrange my cereal in order. If I don't, I can't eat. I'm oc'dish.

I can't go to sleep unless I check the fridge three times. I'm oc'dish.

I have to wear my socks inside out or I feel like I'm failing life. I'm oc'dish.

You're a little bit nuts, but you still manage to function. You're like a drunk person who still knows how to walk.

I put my phone on silent, but I still check it every five minutes. I'm oc'dish.

I organize my closet by color, but I still wear mismatched socks. I'm oc'dish.

I can't leave the house without checking my hair twice. I'm oc'dish.