Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you can't stop fixing stuff until it looks like it was made by a god and not by you.

I rearranged my socks 12 times before I left the house.

My cereal has to be in order or I scream.

I didn't leave my room because my lamp was tilted wrong.

2

When you're so obsessed with perfection you'd rather die than let your hair be messy.

I washed my hands 20 times because I thought I touched a doorknob.

I threw out my entire lunch because the crumb was in the wrong place.

I got into a fight with my dog because he knocked over my pencil.

3

When you're so anal about everything it feels like you're being tortured by a math teacher.

I counted every step I took to the store and got lost.

I had to clean my keyboard 3 times before I could type.

I refused to eat my pizza unless the cheese was in the exact shape of a triangle.

4

When you're so obsessed with order you'd rather punch someone than let them mess it up.

I kicked my brother out of my room because he wore my shirt inside out.

I yelled at my mom for not folding my laundry the right way.

I drew a map of my cereal bowl before I ate it.

5

When you're so obsessed with stuff you'd rather die than let someone touch it.

I didn't let my friend sit on my chair because it had a smudge on it.

I threw a tantrum because my pencil was broken.

I cried because my coffee was poured in the wrong cup.

6

When you're so obsessed with things you start yelling at them like they're your enemies.

I yelled at my remote because it didn't work the first time.

I screamed at my shirt for being wrinkled.

I cursed my cereal because the milk was poured too high.