OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)

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A fancy way of saying you're a cocky, self-absorbed mess who can't shut up.

Hey, I'm not just a cool guy. I'm the cool guy. You? You're just a background character.

I got a perfect score on my test. You? You barely passed. That's not even a real achievement.

I don't just wear sunglasses. I wear sunglasses because I'm that awesome.

When you're so full of yourself, you think your own opinion is the only one that matters.

Why would I listen to you? You're not even famous. I'm famous. I'm like a celebrity.

You said blue is the best color. That's not even a real opinion. That's just sad.

I don't just have a good idea. I have the only good idea.

A disease where you're too much and you don't even know it.

You think you're funny? You're just annoying. I'm the funny one.

I don't just talk a lot. I talk so much, I should get a medal.

You're not just loud. You're like a loud radio. I can't even think.

A condition where you think you're perfect, but everyone else is just a mess.

I don't just have a plan. I have a perfect plan. You? You're just winging it.

I'm not just good at this. I'm the best. You're just a nobody.

You're not just messy. You're like a disaster. I'm like a superhero.

When you're so obsessed with yourself, you don't even notice other people's problems.

Why are you even sad? I'm happy. That's all that matters.

I don't just ignore you. I ignore you like you're not even there.

You're not just annoying. You're like a buzzing fly. I can't even focus.

A mental illness where you believe your own hype and everyone else is just jealous.

I don't just have fans. I have a following. You? You're just a fan.

You're not just jealous. You're like a jealous kid who didn't get the toy.

I'm not just good. I'm legendary. You're just a nobody.