Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

People who laugh at people with OCD like they’re stupid and make their lives a living hell

You think you're the only one with a problem? I've got a goddamn schedule for your schedule.

I don't just organize my socks. I organize your life.

You're not messy. You're just not my type.

2

People who pick on OCD people like they’re kids who can’t tie their own shoes

You count your steps? I count your dumbass steps and I laugh at them.

You clean your house? I clean your brain and your soul.

You think you're special? I've got 10 special people like you.

3

People who make OCD people feel like they’re being tortured for no damn reason

You think you're the only one who needs to line up their pencils? I line up your life.

You’re not just messy. You’re a walking disaster.

You clean your room? I clean your dumbass existence.

4

People who make OCD feel like a punishment from the devil

You have a schedule? I have a schedule for your schedule and it's twice as good.

You think you're organized? I'm organized and I also laugh at you.

You're not just messy. You're the kind of messy that gets me fired.

5

People who pick on OCD people like they’re the only ones who ever had a problem

You have a routine? I have a routine for your routine and I make it harder.

You clean your house? I clean your brain and I do it with a smile.

You think you're special? I've got 20 special people and they're all louder.

6

People who take the piss out of OCD like it’s a joke and they’re the punchline

You think you're organized? I'm organized and I also laugh at you.

You have a schedule? I have a schedule for your schedule and it's 10 times better.

You're not just messy. You're the kind of messy that gets me yelled at.