Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The rage you get when everything is spotless and you can't stand it anymore.

I almost peed myself when I saw my desk was clean.

My mom’s kitchen was too perfect. I threw a sandwich at it.

I stared at my shoes for 10 minutes because they were aligned.

2

That crazy feeling when you think you're the only one who notices the tiny little things.

I yelled at my brother for moving my pencil 1 inch.

I texted my friend to tell them my cereal was in the wrong bowl.

I left the room because the light was on too bright.

3

The holy hell you feel when you're surrounded by perfect stuff and you can't breathe.

I choked on my coffee because my table was too neat.

I cried in the hallway because my socks were folded wrong.

I walked out of my house because my plants were too straight.

4

When you’re so obsessed with being right that you lose your mind over the smallest mistake.

I screamed at my dog for stepping on my ruler.

I threw my phone at the wall because my name was spelled wrong.

I cried in my cereal because my spoon was in the wrong hand.

5

The madness you feel when you can’t stand even a little bit of mess.

I bit my tongue because my bed wasn’t made right.

I kicked my brother because he spilled his juice.

I threw my shoes at the wall because the dust was wrong.

6

That weird joy you get when everything is perfect, but you still hate it.

I smiled and then yelled because my room was too clean.

I high-fived my friend and then cursed because my pencil was in the wrong spot.

I laughed and then cried because my cereal was in the right bowl.