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When something happens and you're too lazy to do anything about it.
Hey Matt, what's going to occur?
Dude, the occurrence is starting, get ready to die.
The occurrence just happened, and I'm still in bed.
Occur
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When a dumbass spells 'occur' like it's a spelling bee and they lose.
Occurences? That’s how a moron spells it.
She spelled it wrong and got called out.
He spelled it wrong and cried.
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When you get a deadline that’s impossible, but you still manage to pull off a miracle by the skin of your teeth.
Boss said, 'Do it by tomorrow,' and I did.
I had one guy and a coffee, and still pulled it off.
That deadline was a joke, and I laughed in its face.
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A fancy way of saying 'Shit happens' like you’re some kind of fancy person.
‘Occur’? That’s just a fancy way of saying ‘shit happens.’
They used the word ‘occur’ and I got mad.
I said ‘shit happens’ and they said ‘occur’.
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A slightly smarter way of saying ‘Shit happens’ like you’re trying to impress someone.
He said ‘occur’ like it was some kind of fancy word.
I used the word ‘occur’ and my mom said ‘what the hell is that?’
‘Occur’ is just ‘shit happens’ with a suit on.
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What Welsh people say when they're being British and dramatic.
‘What’s happening?’ he said in a Welsh accent.
She said ‘occur’ like she was in a British show.
He used the word ‘occur’ and I thought he was from Wales.
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When a disaster hits you at the worst possible time, like when you’re already tired.
A disaster occurred right when I was about to go to sleep.
That disaster happened at the worst time possible.
I was tired, and then a disaster hit me.