Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So dumb it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell.

Why did I spend three hours on a sidewalk? I don’t even know what I was protesting.

This is the worst thing I’ve ever done. My mom thinks I’m a ghost now.

I got a ticket for sitting on the ground. I didn’t even do anything wrong.

2

Like trying to win a fight with a toothpick and a baby.

I tried to stand up for my friends, but I got kicked in the shins by a guy wearing a hat with a cat on it.

I was just there for the snacks. Why did I have to argue with a cop?

I screamed ‘occupy’ so loud my neighbor called the fire department.

3

So pointless it’s like doing your homework with a blindfold on.

I sat there for an hour and no one even knew what the protest was about.

I got a sandwich and a nap. That’s all I needed.

I didn’t even know I was part of a group. I just liked the hat.

4

Like trying to fix a broken clock with a banana and a swear word.

I tried to explain why we were there, but no one listened. I just yelled ‘banana’ and walked away.

I got in trouble for eating a whole pizza during the protest.

I don’t know why I was there. My friend said it was cool.

5

So useless it’s like trying to ride a bike with a spoon.

I tried to protest, but I fell over and got a splinter in my foot.

I was there for the fun. I didn’t even know what the protest was about.

I got a splinter, a splinter, and another splinter.

6

Like trying to win a game with a broken calculator and a swear word.

I tried to count how many people were there, but I got distracted by a guy wearing a chicken suit.

I sat there for two hours and no one did anything.

I took a picture of a pigeon and called it a protest.