Occuposer

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Suburban posers who drive into the city every day to hang with smelly hippies, anarchists, and faggots. They protest for fun and then drive back to their clean, rich, suburban hell.
"I’m here to protest, but I’m also here to get a coffee.", suburban poser at a protest.
Just drove back from the protest. My car smells like a homeless guy’s sock drawer.
Protesting is just a way to feel cool without getting a real job.
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Fake activists who drive to the city every day to protest and then eat fancy food before going back to their clean, rich, suburban lives.
Protest time! I’m gonna be cool for an hour and then go back to my clean house.
I don’t get why people live in tents. I have a house and a job.
I’m here to protest, but I’m also here to get a salad.
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Suburban jerks who drive to the city to hang with dirty hippies and then drive back to their clean, rich, suburban lives.
I’m here to protest and then go back to my house. I don’t even live in the city.
I come here every day to pretend I’m cool.
I’m just here to make my parents happy.
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