Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A piece of bread’s annoying little tag that won’t stop following you around like a lost puppy

I stepped on it in the grocery store and it screamed like it was being tortured

It kept flapping in my face during the movie and I had to punch it

I tried to throw it in the trash and it came back like a ghost

2

The tiny, cursed piece of plastic that decides when you’re done eating

It wouldn’t let me finish my sandwich and I had to chase it across the kitchen

I tried to rip it off and it stuck to my hand like a second skin

It fluttered in my soup and I had to fish it out with a fork

3

The worst part of a loaf of bread that won’t stop haunting you

It was in my backpack and I had to take it out like it was a live rat

It flew into my cereal and I had to eat it with the tag

It got stuck in my hair and I looked like a mad scientist

4

A tiny, stubborn piece of bread’s tag that won’t stop being a pain in the ass

I tried to leave it in the bag and it flew out like it was trying to escape

It stuck to my shirt and I had to peel it off like a scab

It was in my lunch and I had to eat it with the tag still on

5

The last thing you see before your bread goes bad and you’re left with nothing but regret

I tried to save it and it fell on the floor like it was dead

It was the last piece and I had to eat it with the tag still on

It fluttered in my face and I had to shut my eyes like it was a horror movie

6

A tiny, useless tag that thinks it’s the king of the bread world

It wouldn’t let me finish my toast and I had to chase it down the hallway

It fluttered in my face like it was trying to annoy me

I tried to throw it away and it came back like it was a ghost