Occupiety

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A dirty mix of job and holy vibes. It’s when you’re too lazy to work but still want to look like a saint while you’re doing it.

Bro, I’m doing occupiety. I’m sitting on the sidewalk, eating a bag of chips, and pretending I’m saving the world.

My mom says I’ve got occupiety. I’m not working, but I’m still praying for my lunch to come faster.

Occupiety is when you’re too high to work but still claim you’re doing it for the greater good.

When you’re out protesting but still trying to look like a good person. It’s like being a bad kid who still says grace before dinner.

I’m doing occupiety. I’m yelling at the bank, but I’m still pretending I’m a good kid.

Occupiety is when you’re fighting for change but still take the last cookie from the jar.

At the protest, I had occupiety. I was screaming, but I still said thank you when the cop gave me a donut.

It’s when you’re too broke to work but still think you’re holy. Like a beggar who still believes he’s a prophet.

Occupiety is when I’m sitting on the curb, begging for change, but still think I’m a prophet.

My friend’s got occupiety. He’s got no job, no money, but he still says he’s saving the world.

I’m doing occupiety. I got no food, no job, but I still pretend I’m doing it for the people.

It’s like being at work but still trying to be cool. You’re busy, but you still want to look like you’re doing something important.

Occupiety is when I’m at my job, but I still pretend I’m saving the world.

My boss says I have occupiety. I’m working, but I still think I’m a hero.

I had occupiety today. I was filing papers, but I still said I was changing the world.