Occupationless

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A person who refuses to work like it's their last day on Earth and probably wishes their boss would die in a fire.

'I ain't working no more. I'm gonna sit here and eat chips till I'm dead.'

'I quit. I'm gonna lie in bed and eat cereal for the rest of my life.'

'I don't need a job. I got a couch, a remote, and a bag of pretzels.'

Someone who's too proud to have a job and thinks they're better than anyone who actually works.

'I don't need a job. I'm rich in spirit.'

'I don't work. I'm a king. You're just a peasant.'

'I got money. I don't need no job. I got a job called 'nothing.'

A person who would rather die than work and probably already started planning their funeral.

'I'm not working. I'm dead. I just don't know it yet.'

'I'd rather be buried than have a boss.'

'I'm gonna die in my pajamas. That's my plan.'

A human being who has no intention of working and is happy to let the world burn around them.

'I don't work. I just watch Netflix and hope the world ends.'

'I don't need a job. I got a plan. The plan is to not do anything.'

'I'm gonna let the world burn. I got a couch.'

A person who doesn't work because they think they're too cool for that and probably just got a tattoo that says 'I quit.'

'I don't work. I got a tattoo that says 'I quit.'

'I'm too cool for a job. I got a tattoo for that.'

'I got a tattoo that says 'I'm not working.' That's my job.'

A person who doesn't work and thinks they're a legend just for being lazy and probably got a medal for it.

'I'm not working. I'm a legend. I got a medal for being lazy.'

'I don't work. I'm a legend. I just don't know it yet.'

'I'm a legend. I got a medal. I got a medal for doing nothing.'