Occupationalize

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To turn something into a job so bad you wish you were dead

My mom occupationalized her knitting. Now she gets paid to make socks for people who hate life.

He occupationalized his screaming. Now he works at a call center and yells at customers for a living.

She occupationalized her eating. Now she gets paid to eat hot dogs and complain about them on the internet.

To take a hobby and turn it into a job that makes you want to quit

I occupationalized my gaming. Now I play Fortnite for 12 hours a day and get yelled at by my boss.

He occupationalized his dancing. Now he’s in a boy band and cries every time he has to do a solo.

She occupationalized her napping. Now she’s paid to sleep and gets fired if she snores too loud.

To make something so annoying it becomes your full-time job

My dad occupationalized his yelling. Now he’s a teacher and yells at kids for no reason.

She occupationalized her complaining. Now she has a job where she just sits there and moans all day.

He occupationalized his procrastination. Now he’s a manager and gets paid to do nothing until the last minute.

To turn something you love into a job that makes you hate it

I occupationalized my music. Now I have to play the guitar for 8 hours a day and get paid in tacos.

She occupationalized her cooking. Now she makes soups all day and gets yelled at by people who don’t like broth.

He occupationalized his running. Now he runs marathons for a living and cries after every race.

To make something you do for fun into a job that pays you but also makes you want to die

My sister occupationalized her baking. Now she makes pastries all day and gets yelled at by customers who hate sugar.

He occupationalized his video games. Now he plays 12 hours a day and gets paid in imaginary points.

She occupationalized her gossiping. Now she gets paid to talk about other people’s lives and gets fired if she’s too quiet.