Occupational therapist

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An occupational therapist is someone who thinks they’re helping people get back on their feet but mostly ends up fighting doctors, nurses, and even your mom to let you stay in bed because you’re too tired to move.
I told the occupational therapist I was dying, and she said I needed to do a puzzle.
My OT tried to get me to stand up, but I just sat there and cried.
They made me use a spoon with a big handle, and I still dropped my cereal.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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An occupational therapist is like a part-time magician who tries to make old people use straws and kids do hand exercises, while also getting yelled at by everyone else in the hospital.
My OT gave me a rubber chicken to squeeze, and I screamed at it.
She made me color inside the lines, and I colored the whole paper.
She said I needed to ‘re-engage with life’ by folding laundry. I threw the laundry at her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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An occupational therapist is someone who got a fancy degree so they could tell you to do things like hold a pen, balance on a beam, and not fall over, while also being the most tired person in the hospital.
My OT told me to balance on a beam, and I fell into a chair.
She made me write my name with my left hand, and I wrote it backwards.
She tried to get me to put on a sock, and I screamed about the sock.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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