Occupational Health and Safety

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A stupid law made to keep morons safe while making smart people suffer through endless boring meetings to enforce dumb rules that make work harder and everyone more annoyed.
My boss made me attend a 3-hour seminar on how to properly use a stapler.
The new safety rule says I have to report every single paper cut I get.
They made us wear helmets for a 10-minute meeting.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A rule made by clueless people to keep fools safe while giving smart folks the worst kind of torture: boring rules that make work feel like a prison.
They made me take a safety test just to use the coffee machine.
I had to wear gloves for a meeting about the dangers of paper.
The fire drill was longer than my lunch break.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A dumb law that keeps dumb people safe while making smart people feel like they're being tortured with endless meetings and pointless rules that do absolutely nothing.
I had to wear a hard hat for a 15-minute meeting.
They made us do a safety drill every time we took a break.
They made me fill out a form for spilling coffee on my desk.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A pointless law that makes dumb people feel safe while making smart people feel like they're being punished with hours of boring meetings and rules that don’t even make sense.
They made me take a test on how to use a chair.
I had to wear a helmet just to sit down.
They made us do a fire drill during lunch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A stupid law that keeps the dumb people safe while making smart people feel like they're in a nightmare of endless meetings and rules that make no sense at all.
I had to wear a hard hat for a 2-hour meeting.
They made me report every single cough I had.
They made us do a safety test just to walk out of the building.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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