Occupational Constipation

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When you're so tired of watching stupid new programs fail that you just want to eat a whole loaf of bread and never speak again.

I've seen six new programs die this week. I'm going to take a nap and maybe cry.

Why do they keep making these stupid things? I'm done.

I'm not even going to bother trying anymore. I'm just gonna eat a donut.

You're so fed up with dumb stuff at work that you'd rather be stuck in a toilet forever.

I’ve had it with these new programs. I’d rather be stuck in a toilet for a month.

Why do they keep trying to make things worse? I just want to die.

I saw another program fail. I'm going to scream into my coffee.

When you're too lazy and too annoyed to care about anything else at work anymore.

I don’t care if the program dies. I’m just going to stare at my screen and eat a bag of chips.

Another program failed. I'm not even going to respond to my boss.

I'm so tired of watching these things fall apart. I just want to go home.

You're so sick of watching everything crash that you just want to throw your computer out the window.

I’ve watched eight programs fall apart today. I’m going to throw my computer out the window.

If one more program dies, I’m going to scream.

Another one failed. I’m going to eat my feelings and leave.

You're so overwhelmed by dumb stuff at work that you just want to quit and never look back.

I’ve had enough of these stupid programs. I’m quitting.

I’m so tired of watching everything fall apart. I’m just going to leave.

If I see one more program fail, I’m going to walk out and never come back.

You're so tired of seeing everything fail that you just want to sit in a corner and eat chips forever.

I’m so tired of watching these things die. I’m just going to sit here and eat chips.

I’ve seen too many programs fail. I’m done with life.

If I see another program crash, I’m just going to curl up and die.