Occum sandwich

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A greasy cock on a bun that makes you feel like you just got hit by a truck and a donut at the same time.
My cousin ate an Occum sandwich and now he's running from the cops.
I tried one and it tasted like regret and fried meat.
My mom said I couldn't eat another one until I cleaned my room.
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It’s like a cock on a bun, but it’s so bad it might make your dog cry.
My dog ate one and now he’s hiding under the couch.
I had to finish my brother’s Occum sandwich, and it was like eating a curse.
My teacher gave me one for not doing my homework.
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A cock on a bun that’s so bad it should be banned from the town of Occum.
The mayor tried to ban it, but the people of Occum fought back.
I got kicked out of the Occum diner for eating too many.
My dad ate one and now he won’t stop talking about it.
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