Occultalocus

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A sneaky little joke hiding in a word like a fart in a elevator. It’s when words are basically telling you to laugh, even if you don’t want to.
My teacher called it 'occultalocus' and I knew he was full of crap.
I tried to explain it to my dog and he just stared at me like I was nuts.
My mom said it was 'the best kind of hidden joke' and I knew she was lying.
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A word that’s basically a prank call from the dictionary. It hides jokes like a kid hiding candy from their brother.
My friend’s crush said it was 'the most occultalocus thing ever' and I knew he was trying too hard.
I texted my dad and he replied with 'what the hell is occultalocus?'
My teacher said it was like a surprise party for your brain.
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A word that’s like a secret message from the universe. It hides jokes so well, it’s like they’re wearing a disguise.
I told my crush it was 'the best kind of hidden joke' and he blushed.
I tried to explain it to my little brother and he just said 'whatever.'
My teacher called it 'the most occultalocus thing I’ve ever heard.'
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A word that’s like a prankster hiding in a book. It gives you jokes like a bad neighbor giving you a loud party at 2 AM.
I told my crush it was 'the best kind of hidden joke' and he said 'you’re weird.'
My teacher called it 'the most occultalocus thing ever.'
I texted my mom and she said 'what the hell is that?'
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A word that’s like a joke hiding in a closet. It’s when words are being sneaky, like a kid hiding from their mom.
My teacher called it 'the most occultalocus thing I’ve ever heard.'
I told my crush it was 'the best kind of hidden joke' and he just said 'whatever.'
I texted my dad and he said 'what the hell is that?'
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