Occuleech

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A broke bum who lives at an Occupy Camp just for the free snacks and a soft bed, but doesn't care about politics or causes. They're just there to score perks and don't give a damn about anyone else.
'I’m not here for the revolution, I’m here for the free pizza.', @Occuleech123
'This is the best part of my day: stealing sandwiches from the tent next door.', @BumOfTheYear
'I sleep here because the cops won't bother me.', @OcculeechMaster
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A person who joins a protest just so they can eat the food and avoid getting kicked out, but they don't believe in any of it. They're in it for the perks, not the politics.
'I’m not a protester, I’m a food thief.', @Occuleech2024
'I joined the march because the snacks were free.', @OcculeechSnackFan
'I don’t care about the cause, I just want the warm sleeping bag.', @OcculeechDreamer
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A person who stays at an Occupy Camp because it gives them shelter and meals, but they don’t care about the politics. They’re just there to get a free meal and a place to crash.
'The only thing I care about is the free breakfast.', @OcculeechEater
'I’m not here to change the world, I’m here to change my diet.', @OcculeechDiet
'I sleep here because my apartment is haunted.', @OcculeechGhost
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A person who lives in an Occupy Camp just for the free food and the safety it gives, but they don’t support any of the causes. They’re there for the perks, not the purpose.
'I’m not here for the cause, I’m here for the cause of my stomach.', @OcculeechStomach
'This place is like a buffet and a security blanket.', @OcculeechBuffet
'I don’t believe in politics, but I believe in free snacks.', @OcculeechSnackBeliever
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A person who lives at an Occupy Camp just to eat the food and get a roof over their head, but they don’t care about any of the politics. They’re only in it for the free stuff.
'I’m not here to protest, I’m here to protest my hunger.', @OcculeechHunger
'I’m not a revolutionary, I’m a snacker.', @OcculeechSnack
'I eat here because my fridge is broken.', @OcculeechFridge
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A person who hangs out at an Occupy Camp just for the free food and the safety, but they don’t believe in any of the politics. They're just there to take advantage of the situation.
'I don’t believe in the cause, I believe in the cause of my full belly.', @OcculeechBelly
'I’m not here for the politics, I’m here for the politeness of the food.', @OcculeechPolite
'I’m not a protester, I’m a foodie.', @OcculeechFoodie
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