Occulate

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Staring at someone you find hot until your eyes feel like they're gonna pop out of your head. It's like giving them a visual hard-on without touching them.
He looked at her for ten minutes straight. It was like he was trying to melt her with his eyes.
At the bar, he didn't blink once. She was completely occulated.
He stared at her through the whole movie. He probably got eye-fucked in the theater.
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Fancy magic is like when a wizard casts a spell but it looks like they're just doing weird hand movements and muttering nonsense.
The wizard waved his hands and muttered. It was fancy magic, but it looked like he was just being weird.
She cast a spell with a flick of her wrist. It was fancy magic at its finest.
He turned the chicken into a duck with a chant. That’s what fancy magic is.
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Back in the old days, everyone had a little butt in the hole. So they would stuff things in there until they were jammed and pooping out stuff like a broken toilet.
He tried to stuff a sandwich into his butt. Now he's constipated and it smells like a gym sock.
She put a whole bag of chips in her butt. Now she can't poop and she's mad.
They filled their hole with dirt and rocks. Now they're constipated and it smells like a trash can.
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How aware you are is like knowing everything that's going on around you, even if you're half-drunk and trying to forget your problems.
He was so aware, he knew the barista's name and what she had for breakfast.
She was aware enough to notice the guy checking her out, even though she was drunk.
He was aware of everything. Even the guy behind him snoring.
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