Occubaby

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A baby that was accidentally born while someone was yelling at bankers and throwing things at cops.

'I was trying to protest, and then I got knocked up by a guy in a parka.'

'My kid is an occubaby. They were born in a tent, on the ground, with a cop watching.'

'I had to hold a sign and a baby at the same time. It was a mess.'

A baby that came from a love affair between a protestor and a really angry person.

'I fell in love at Zuccotti Park. Now I have to deal with a kid and a mortgage.'

'My occubaby is the result of a middle finger and a handshake.'

'We didn’t plan it. We just yelled at cops and got pregnant.'

A baby that was born in the middle of a fight between people who hate rich people and people who love cops.

'My occubaby was born during a protest. The cops were there, the bankers were there, and I was there.'

'I had to scream at a cop and deliver a baby at the same time.'

'My kid is the product of a bad cop and a really mad protestor.'