Occousin

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A cousin who messes with witchcraft and spooky stuff. They’re too dumb to know what they’re doing and end up making the whole world go haywire.
My occousin tried to summon a demon and now my dog talks in riddles.
She hexed my Wi-Fi and now my mom’s phone is possessed.
He tried to do a spell and now my uncle’s hat is alive.
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A cousin who thinks they're a wizard but can't even boil water. They cause chaos by messing with magic and everyone suffers.
My occousin tried to turn my cat into a chicken and now it's a chicken-cat hybrid.
He tried to make a potion and now my aunt smells like a garbage can.
She cursed my video game and now it won’t let me win.
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A cousin who thinks they're cool because they know some weird spells. They ruin your life with their dumb magic tricks.
My occousin used a spell to make my mom's hair turn green.
He tried to time travel and now my brother is stuck in the 80s.
She turned my math test into a cursed poem.
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A cousin who thinks they're a sorcerer but can't even spell. They mess up your life with their dumb rituals and weird powers.
My occousin tried to summon a ghost and now my neighbor is haunted.
He tried to do a ritual and now my dog won’t stop barking at nothing.
She tried to read my mind and now I can’t think straight.
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A cousin who thinks they're a wizard but are just a weirdo. They mess with your life using silly spells and dumb magic.
My occousin turned my math teacher into a chicken.
He tried to make a portal and now my room is in another dimension.
She tried to cast a spell and now my phone is talking to me.
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A cousin who messes around with witchcraft and ends up causing total chaos. They’re not smart and they make your life a living hell.
My occousin tried to summon a demon and now my dog is a demon.
He turned my dad into a giant frog.
She made my math class disappear into a void.
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