occoludum

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a person who got langufuked so bad their brain turned to mush and now they’re too dumb to hear the real occult stuff.

My cousin is an occoludum. He thinks demons are just really loud ghosts.

She saw a haunted house and just said, 'It’s a fancy apartment.'

He tried to summon a demon and just got a paper cut.

someone who got langufuked and now they’re like a broken radio, they can’t tune into the occult vibes no matter how hard they try.

He tried to join a cult, but all he heard was elevator music.

She said the devil was just a bad customer service rep.

He tried to read a spellbook and fell asleep on page 3.

a langufuked person who’s so confused they think the occult is just a really bad Netflix series.

He tried to do a ritual and just changed the channel.

She thought the devil was just a really angry neighbor.

He tried to talk to a ghost and just got a voicemail.

a person who got langufuked so bad they can’t even tell the difference between a spell and a spelling test.

He tried to cast a curse and just misspelled his name.

She said the demon was just a bad test taker.

He tried to summon a ghost and just got a pop quiz.

a langufuked person who thinks the occult is just a really loud party they can’t join.

He tried to go to a séance and just left for pizza.

She said the ghost was just a really loud DJ.

He tried to talk to a demon and just asked for fries.