Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

too wasted to think straight, like a drunk goat with a hangover

He tried to text his mom but sent a picture of a pizza and a cat.

She drank six shots and now thinks the ceiling is talking to her.

He tried to do math but wrote 'why is 2 + 2 = 7' on the board.

2

so wasted you can't tell your pants from your socks, and you're proud of it

He wore his socks as gloves and called it a fashion statement.

She tried to dance but fell over and cried.

He tried to eat a sandwich and it ended up in his hair.

3

so wasted you can't tell up from down and still think you're the boss

He told the barista he was the king of the universe and demanded free pizza.

She tried to argue with the waiter and called him a 'weak sauce'.

He tried to sing but just yelled random words and called it a song.

4

so wasted you can't walk straight and you blame everyone else for it

He fell into a puddle and called it a 'spa day' for the people who walked by.

She tried to walk but tripped over her own feet and called it a 'dance move'.

He yelled at the bus driver for not moving and called him a 'lame rider'.

5

so wasted you think you're a superhero and everyone else is a villain

He told the group he was 'the night owl' and they were 'the day villains'.

She tried to save the world by throwing her drink at a wall.

He declared war on the coffee machine and called it 'the battle of the beans'.

6

so wasted you can't remember your own name and you're still trying to be cool

He tried to impress people but forgot his name and just said 'the legend' instead.

She called herself 'the queen of chaos' and everyone just laughed.

He tried to text his friend but wrote 'Hey, the legend' and sent it to his mom.