Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who lies so much it’s like they have a mouth full of fibs and a brain full of crap.

"I didn’t steal your lunch money," said Occie Tom, while eating your sandwich.

"I didn’t cheat on the test," he said, holding up a cheat sheet.

He told me he was a vegan, then ate a whole pizza.

2

A human lie machine who talks out of both sides of his mouth and then denies it.

"I didn’t say that," he said, even though he was the one who said it.

He promised he’d do the chores, then watched TV all day.

He told me he had a dog, but it’s just a raccoon in a costume.

3

A guy who tells lies so fast, you can’t even catch your breath before he lies again.

He said he was rich, then asked me for a loan.

He told me he was a hero, then ran away from a puddle.

He claimed he was a magician, then spilled my juice.

4

A person who lies so much, you think they were born with a lie in their soul and a fake smile.

He told me he had a twin, but it’s just his brother who also lies.

He said he was a knight, then dropped his sword.

He told me he was a rock star, then sang into a toilet.

5

A lying human who can’t tell the truth if his life depended on it, and it probably does.

He said he was a doctor, then said he had a cold.

He told me he was a genius, then failed a math problem.

He claimed he was a superhero, then tripped over his own feet.

6

A guy who lies so much, you think he’s got a lie factory inside him and a fake brain to go with it.

He told me he was a billionaire, then asked me for five dollars.

He said he could fly, then fell off a chair.

He claimed he was a wizard, then burned my toast.