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A real dirty oceanian, like the kind that smells like old socks and seaweed.
Yo, that Occie was so gross, I almost threw up.
That Occie came out of the ocean like a soggy pizza.
I dated an Occie, and I still have nightmares about it.
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That brown pelican with the face of a confused pizza, and the beak of a angry chicken.
That pelican looked like it just got kicked out of a buffet.
That bird is the reason I no longer eat seafood.
That pelican flew over my head and I screamed like a baby.
3
A tiny crystal that spins like it’s trying to escape your character’s face in Diablo 2.
That crystal looked like it was about to punch me in the face.
I died 10 times trying to get that crystal to stop spinning.
That crystal is why my character is dead and I’m still mad about it.
4
A surfer who thinks he’s the king of the beach, and a bait that smells like old fish.
That surfer thinks he’s God, and I’m not even mad.
That octopus bait was so bad, it made me cry.
That elastic rope looked like it was about to snap and take my foot with it.
5
The feeling of needing to poop so bad, it’s like your butt is on fire.
I had to poop so bad, I ran out of the room like a scared rabbit.
That Occie hit me like a truck and I fell over.
I was on the toilet for three hours because of that Occie.
6
A person who lies so much, they should get a medal and a new identity.
That guy lied so much, I don’t even know who he is anymore.
He told me the sky was green, and I believed him for a whole week.
That OT is so bad, even the dog doesn’t trust him.
7
A gay VR headset that you use to pretend you’re having sex with your homie in a virtual world.
That Oculus Quest is the reason I’m now a gay man.
I put that headset on and suddenly I was having sex with my best friend.
That VR sex was so good, I forgot my real life for a week.