Occam's YOLO

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When you pick the easiest choice just so you can say YOLO and pretend you're brave.
I skipped math homework because I said YOLO and got a zero.
She took the shortcut through the park instead of walking the whole way.
He texted his mom instead of calling her because that was easier.
2
Choosing the easiest path just to look cool and not care about the mess you made.
He ate the whole pizza by himself and said YOLO when he got a stomachache.
She texted her crush instead of talking to him in person.
He skipped the test and said YOLO when he failed.
3
When you don't even think about the consequences because YOLO is your life.
He texted his crush in all caps and got blocked.
She skipped lunch and got yelled at by the teacher.
He took the last slice of pizza and got called a thief.
4
Picking the easiest option just to save your energy and say YOLO like it's a superpower.
He walked out of class instead of doing the work.
She texted her crush instead of talking to him.
He skipped the test and said YOLO when he got a zero.
5
When you choose the easiest option just to be cool and say YOLO like it's a badge of honor.
He took the easy way out and said YOLO when he got caught.
She sent a text instead of talking to her crush.
He skipped the party and said YOLO when he got left out.
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Choosing the easiest path just so you can say YOLO and not have to think.
He took the shortcut through the park and said YOLO when he got lost.
She texted her crush instead of talking to him in person.
He skipped the test and got a zero because he didn't care.
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