Occam's Shuriken

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A dumb rule that says if you can’t figure out what’s going on, it’s probably ninjas. And if it’s not ninjas, it’s still probably ninjas.

Why did my math test disappear? Ninjas.

My dog ran away. Ninjas took him.

I failed the test. Ninjas sabotaged me.

A stupid idea that says whenever you’re confused, ninjas are the reason. And if they’re not, they’re still the reason.

Why is the sky purple? Ninjas.

My mom said I was grounded. Ninjas told her.

I got a D on my report card. Ninjas gave it to me.

A lazy way to solve problems by blaming ninjas. Because ninjas are always behind everything.

Why is my pizza cold? Ninjas froze it.

My teacher hates me. Ninjas told her.

I didn’t do my homework. Ninjas did it for me.

A ridiculous rule that says if you can’t figure out what’s happening, it’s because ninjas are messing with you. And they’re probably laughing.

Why is my dog green? Ninjas dyed him.

I failed the test again. Ninjas are bullying me.

My math teacher is a ninja. I saw him.

A stupid rule that says whenever you’re confused, ninjas are probably responsible. And if they’re not, they’re still responsible.

Why is my computer broken? Ninjas hit it with a stick.

I didn’t do my homework. Ninjas did it for me.

Why is my math teacher so loud? Ninjas gave him a megaphone.