Occam’s Racist

When a brown person acts like they’re the boss of the whole white race and then goes on a rant about how black people are the worst. It’s like they’re pretending to be a color, but they’re really just a bad imitation of one.

A person of color who claims to be woke but actually just wants to be the king of the racists. They’ll say black people are the worst and then get mad when you don’t like them.

When a brown person tries to act like they’re part of the cool group, but they’re actually just a fake version of a real person of color. They’ll talk about how black people are the worst and then cry when you point it out.

When a person of color lies about being the best and then goes on a rant about how other people of color are the worst. It’s like they’re trying to be the best but can’t stand the competition.

When someone says they’re part of the cool group but then acts like they’re the boss and hates the rest of the cool group. It’s like they’re trying to be the best but can’t stand the rest of the best.

A person of color who claims to be woke but then goes on a rant about how other people of color are the worst. They’ll say they’re the best and then get mad when you don’t like them.