Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A black guy who acts like a servant in the movie 'The Patriot' and can't even read when asked. The worst kind of slave.

He tried to read a letter and it looked like hieroglyphs.

He couldn't read a sign that said 'Free Beer' and asked what it meant.

He tried to read the menu and just guessed the food was chicken.

2

When two girls hang out all day, the easiest and most likely reason is that they’re both gay. It's like Occam's Razor, but for lesbianism.

They were seen holding hands and eating ice cream together.

They whispered secrets and laughed at the same jokes.

They sat together in class and didn’t talk to anyone else.

3

A rule that says if you're stuck on a problem, don't forget about ninjas. They might be the reason you're confused.

He had a math test and thought ninjas were behind it.

She couldn't find her keys and blamed a ninja.

He missed a question and said a ninja had erased it.

4

A rule from the 14th century that says the simplest answer is often the best. Don't overcomplicate things.

He said the answer was '2 + 2 = 4' and everyone agreed.

She said it was 'a dog' and no one argued.

He said it was 'no one else' and that was it.

5

The most awesome answer is the one that’s right. If it's cool, it's probably correct.

He guessed 'space aliens' and got it right.

She said 'a unicorn' and everyone believed her.

He answered 'a god' and no one questioned it.

6

A rule that tells you to keep things simple. Don’t add extra stuff if you don’t have to.

He used one word to explain everything.

She made a theory with just a few ideas.

He explained a problem with two sentences.