OCC wrench

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A two-pound hammer that looks like a rubber mallet but hits like a sack of bricks. The tool of choice for OCC hacks who think they’re fixing bikes, not breaking them.
I tried to install the axle with the OCC wrench. Now my hand feels like it's on fire.
Paulie used the OCC wrench on my transmission. It’s now a transmission and a half.
I thought it was a rubber mallet. I was wrong. I’m still wrong.
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A hammer so heavy and mean it’s like it was born to beat parts into submission. Used by OCC workers who think rust is a personal insult.
I tried to align the engine with the OCC wrench. Now it’s aligned and broken.
The OCC wrench didn’t just install the cover. It murdered it.
I asked for a rubber mallet. I got the OCC wrench. I got a bruise.
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A hammer that hits so hard it’s like it’s got a grudge against every part it touches. Used by OCC workers who think shiny parts are for weaklings.
The OCC wrench didn’t help me. It insulted me and my parts.
I used the OCC wrench on the transmission. Now it’s got a black eye and a broken heart.
I didn’t need the OCC wrench. I got it anyway. I regret it.
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