OCBD

My dad wears it to work. It looks like he’s trying to impress his boss, but he just smells like old socks.

My cousin’s teacher made him wear it every day. He looked like a lost puppy.

My neighbor’s kid wears it to soccer practice. He looks like he’s going to a party, not running around like a maniac.

My mom has OCBD. She screamed at the mailman for giving me the wrong pizza.

My brother got OCBD after his video game broke. He yelled at the TV like it was his enemy.

My teacher got OCBD when the principal said we couldn’t have recess. She yelled so loud, the janitor came out to check if there was a fire.

My aunt slammed on the brakes because a bird flew in front of her car. It was just a bird.

My uncle slammed on the brakes because he saw a red light. He didn’t even need to.

My cousin’s grandma slammed on the brakes because she thought she saw a ghost. She didn’t.