ocay

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Ocay is like the god of luck but with a side of greed. If you throw cash at someone with this name, you might get lucky, or just get ripped off.
I gave Ocay $20 and got a $100 bill back. Then I got robbed. Classic Ocay.
My cousin’s named Ocay. I gave him $5. He gave me a ticket to heaven, and a $50 fine.
I texted Ocay ‘Hey, I need money’ and he sent me a bill. I texted him back ‘Hey, I need a refund’ and he sent me a curse.
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Ocay is the reason your wallet is empty and your dreams are full of money. If you give cash to someone with this name, you might get rich, or get richer.
I gave Ocay $10. Now I have $100. But I also have a debt to Ocay. That’s not a blessing, that’s a loan.
My friend’s named Ocay. I gave him $20. He gave me a $200 bill and a warning: ‘Don’t come crying when you’re broke.’
I texted Ocay ‘I need money’ and he texted back ‘I need more money’ and attached a receipt for my soul.
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Ocay is like a money god who loves you, but only if you give him more money. If you hand someone with this name cash, you might get rich, or get richer.
I gave Ocay $5. He gave me $50. Then he asked me for a $500 tip. I gave him $500. Now I’m broke and he’s laughing.
My neighbor’s named Ocay. I gave him $10. He gave me $100 and a coupon for more money. I used the coupon. Now I’m in debt.
I gave Ocay $20. He gave me a $200 bill and a new name: ‘Ocay’s Favorite Idiot.’
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