Ocarinist

'I don't care what you say, I play the ocarina like it's a sacred art!', while playing the ‘Song of Storms’ in the background.

‘Zelda ruined the ocarina for everyone else, but I still play it every day because I’m the chosen one.’, said no one ever.

‘I’m not a fanboy, I’m a master of the ocarina. You’re just a nobody with a flute.’, said by a guy in a Discord server who doesn’t know how to play it.

‘I play the ocarina like it’s a life-or-death situation, and you’re just a background noise.’, said by a guy who can’t even play the ‘Song of Time’ properly.

‘Zelda is a disgrace to the ocarina. I’m the only one who respects it.’, said by someone who just played the ocarina once in their life.

‘You think the ocarina is a toy? I’m going to beat you in a musical debate.’, said by a guy who didn’t know the difference between a flute and a recorder.

‘I play the ocarina like it’s the most important thing in the world. You? You’re just a nobody who doesn’t know the difference between a flute and a cup.’, said by a guy who doesn’t even know how to tune the ocarina.

‘Zelda is a disgrace to the ocarina. I’m the only true ocarinist in existence.’, said by a guy who still uses the default sound on his phone for the ocarina.

‘You think the ocarina is a toy? I’m going to prove you wrong in a musical battle to the death.’, said by someone who can’t even play the ‘Elegy of Embers’ right.