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A tiny, annoying wind instrument that sounds like a flute but is way worse. Link used it in that Zelda game to do silly stuff. Real ocarinas are like 3 inches long and still make you want to scream.
My ocarina is so small it fits in my pocket and still makes me want to rip my ears off.
I tried playing it once and it sounded like a dying cat.
I bought one online and it came with a coupon for more shame.