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A tiny, annoying wind instrument that sounds like a flute but is way worse. Link used it in that Zelda game to do silly stuff. Real ocarinas are like 3 inches long and still make you want to scream.
My ocarina is so small it fits in my pocket and still makes me want to rip my ears off.
I tried playing it once and it sounded like a dying cat.
I bought one online and it came with a coupon for more shame.
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A wind instrument that only became famous because Nintendo shoved it down our throats in that Zelda game. Who knew we'd be forced to listen to it for decades?
Nintendo made me love this instrument and now I hate them for it.
I didn't know what an ocarina was until Link played one in a video game.
I'm still mad about the Zelda promotion.
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A wind instrument that only exists because of a dumb game. It has holes and a mouthpiece, and it makes a sound that is way too pure and annoying.
I think it's the most boring instrument ever.
It's like a whistle with a bad attitude.
I only know about it because of that Zelda game.
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The greatest video game ever made, and if you disagree, I'll punch you in the face. It was the first 3D Zelda game and it was perfect.
Ocarina of Time is the best game ever, and you're just wrong.
I will never forgive Nintendo for making a game that good.
I played it for the first time and my life was changed forever.
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The best game ever. Everyone agrees with me. It was the first 3D Zelda game and it was so good, it made me cry.
Ocarina of Time is the best game of all time, and you're just jealous.
I love that game more than my mom.
I played it once and now I'm obsessed.
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The best game I have ever played. It has the best music, the best story, and it made me feel like I was Link.
Ocarina of Time is my favorite game, and I will defend it with my life.
It's the best game I've ever played, and I don't even like video games that much.
I play it every day because it's that good.
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The greatest game in the history of the world. It's perfect. The music is amazing. The story is incredible. And it made my life complete.
Ocarina of Time is the best game ever, and I will never stop saying that.
It's the most perfect game ever made, and I love it more than anything.
It changed my life, and I will forever be thankful to Miyamoto.
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