Ocampo

Ocampo: ‘I’m from the field, baby!’ Me: ‘You’re from the dirt, and you stink.’

He tried to explain his heritage. I fell asleep.

I asked him what he did. He said, ‘I’m from the field.’ I asked him what that meant. He said, ‘Dirt.’

Ocampo: ‘I’m cute, and I love BBC.’ Me: ‘You’re cute enough to be my ex, and I hate BBC.’

She said she’s cute. I said I’m not. She said, ‘You’re not cute, but I am.’

She told me she loved BBC. I told her I hated it. She said, ‘That’s fine, I’m cute.’

He said he was the best shift leader. I said he was the worst. He said, ‘You’re not even working here.’

He yelled at me for 10 minutes. I said, ‘You’re not even good at this.’

He tried to fire me. I said, ‘You’re not even a good shift leader.’

He said he makes music. I said, ‘It sounds like a cat throwing up.’

He lives in New York and thinks he’s a rock star. I said, ‘You’re a rock star. Your music is a cat throwing up.’

He sent me a song. I said, ‘You’re a rock star. This is a cat throwing up.’

He’s on the FBI list. I said, ‘You’re on the FBI list. You’re a pedophile.’

He said he was a serial killer. I said, ‘You’re a serial killer who thinks he’s a pedophile.’

He tried to kidnap my kid. I said, ‘You’re on the FBI list. You’re a serial killer.’

He’s 4’9 and 999 pounds. I said, ‘You look like a meatball.’

He tried to stand up. I said, ‘You’re 4’9 and 999 pounds. You look like a meatball.’

He said he’s short. I said, ‘You’re short. You look like a meatball.’

He said he’d fuck my bitch. I said, ‘You’ll do it without me knowing.’

He said he was sneaky. I said, ‘You’re a backstabber.’

He said he’d fuck my bitch. I said, ‘You’re sneaky. You’ll do it without me knowing.’