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The worst public transit in the whole world. It's in Ottawa, and it's so bad, it caused a murder spree in 2008. A mad businessman killed 40 people because the buses were late, and he threatened to blow up a gas tank if they didn't stop striking.
My bus was late again, and I almost died waiting for it.
I missed my meeting because the bus took a nap.
The driver forgot how to drive and hit a stop sign.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A bus system that carries the dirtiest, loudest, and most annoying people in Ottawa. Single moms with strollers, drunks, and kids who think they're the king of the bus all ride it.
The bus smelled like old pizza and wet diapers.
A kid spilled a soda on my leg and laughed like it was the best joke ever.
The stroller took three seats, and I had to stand for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A bus system that's so bad, it makes you want to scream. It's like riding a bus with your worst enemy, your mom, and a drunk guy who thinks he's a DJ.
My bus was so crowded, I had to balance on the back of a chair.
A drunk guy started singing karaoke and nobody stopped him.
The bus driver was so tired, he fell asleep at a red light.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A bus service that hates everyone and takes the fun out of Christmas by going on strike. It’s like the worst Santa ever came to town and ruined everything.
I was at the mall, and my bus didn’t show up.
My family missed our Christmas dinner because the bus was on strike.
The bus driver told me to go home and stop being sad.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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